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~Offak:iconOffak:

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Journal Entry: Tue Jun 17, 2008, 7:32 PM
I learned how to use a staff the other day.

My head and shins hurt.

Devious Information

  • Current Age: Senile
  • Current Residence: 'Bammer
  • Interests: Philosophy, writing, music
  • Favourite movie: Top Gun
  • Favourite band or musician: Gogol Bordello
  • Favourite genre of music: The Best
  • Favourite artist: Paint can
  • Favourite poet or writer: Orson Scott Card
  • Favourite photographer: Don't know 'em much
  • Favourite style of art: Don't know much
  • Operating System: Don't know much...
  • MP3 player of choice: MS DOS
  • Shell of choice: Seashells by the seashore, or a ten guage.
  • Wallpaper of choice: Stuff to cover walls
  • Skin of choice: The one I'm wearing
  • Favourite game: The one which holds my attention the longest
  • Favourite gaming platform: The one which plays my favorite game
  • Favourite cartoon character: Can't remember...
  • Personal Quote: Quote
  • Tools of the Trade: My mind.

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~My115thDream:iconMy115thDream: May 28, 2008, 9:36:40 AM
hahahah that would be funny:) yep, but i warn you..it is really gross...

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Well now, what is it made of, that upsurge of doves that exists between night and time, like a moist ravine?
~Offak:iconOffak: May 28, 2008, 8:53:40 AM
Taxidermia...Hungarian? I think I once saw part of a Hungarian version of Star Wars. It was pretty amazingly bad.

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Grah, mah, dah.
~My115thDream:iconMy115thDream: May 28, 2008, 8:47:50 AM
hahahahah yes it would. The title is revealing..seriously look up the plot...so so so so so amazingly grotesque. i think you would like it a lot. I am soooo not squeamish but this film made me really sick to my stomach. I almost couldn't watch one scene....but i did.

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Well now, what is it made of, that upsurge of doves that exists between night and time, like a moist ravine?
~Offak:iconOffak: May 28, 2008, 8:44:11 AM
Mmm...Thankee. The title isn't revealing, is it?

My friend once told be about a movie concerning a small, average woman who had a fetish for severing people's limbs by rubbing wires across them until the wire cut the limb off, and did so in a nonchalant manner. Wouldn't that suck three times more if all she used were yarn with half a razor blade super-glued to it?

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Grah, mah, dah.
~My115thDream:iconMy115thDream: May 28, 2008, 8:39:14 AM
hey offak:) I just watched this totally bizarre, surreal, and grotesque hungarian film called 'Taxidermia' you should look it up--so good and freaky and really disgusting

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Well now, what is it made of, that upsurge of doves that exists between night and time, like a moist ravine?
~My115thDream:iconMy115thDream: May 20, 2008, 11:35:10 PM
hahahahah:) that's funny.

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Well now, what is it made of, that upsurge of doves that exists between night and time, like a moist ravine?
~Offak:iconOffak: May 20, 2008, 7:00:59 PM
I'm researchin' Springsteen...

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Grah, mah, dah.
~My115thDream:iconMy115thDream: May 16, 2008, 2:42:52 AM
hahahah thanks:)

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Well now, what is it made of, that upsurge of doves that exists between night and time, like a moist ravine?
~Offak:iconOffak: May 15, 2008, 9:49:49 PM
I shall get right on it.

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Grah, mah, dah.
~My115thDream:iconMy115thDream: May 14, 2008, 12:09:23 PM
heehee, hello offak:) ok, I shall tell you a list of things you should include in the story
1. the word 'infantalize'
2. a man who wears pilgrim shoes
3. a small bear who thinks he is Joan of Arc
4. Soy Sauce
5. a woman with breasts on her feet
6. a pick-up truck
7. a hamster with a mustache made out of its owner's pubic hair and glued on
8. Caligula's favourite horse whom he appointed the consul of Rome
9. themes of dissolution
10. a bruce springsteen reference
11. If any of it isn't possible you don't have to do it bt try! :)
thanks:)

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Well now, what is it made of, that upsurge of doves that exists between night and time, like a moist ravine?
*teh-feckerer:iconteh-feckerer: May 11, 2008, 11:32:54 AM
Thanks man I'll take that on board.

Don't trip over stuff.
~Offak:iconOffak: May 10, 2008, 10:03:00 PM
Thankee, and sure?

Beware of buckets.

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Grah, mah, dah.
*teh-feckerer:iconteh-feckerer: May 10, 2008, 2:13:01 PM
Hey man. Got linked over here by Zoe, you've got some seriously cool stuff in here. I'm gonna link a few friends here too, if that's cool?
~Cohesive-Confusion:iconCohesive-Confusion: May 4, 2008, 5:55:39 PM
Very. :D

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You're gone, gone, gone, and I'm finally here, here here.
~Offak:iconOffak: May 4, 2008, 5:32:10 PM
Thankee.

And indeed, I do like Mr. Card. He's a good writer.

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Grah, mah, dah.
~Cohesive-Confusion:iconCohesive-Confusion: May 4, 2008, 1:30:49 PM
Orson Scott Card fan!
Okay is awesome :D

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You're gone, gone, gone, and I'm finally here, here here.
~My115thDream:iconMy115thDream: May 1, 2008, 11:52:05 PM
ok thankyou

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Well now, what is it made of, that upsurge of doves that exists between night and time, like a moist ravine?
~Offak:iconOffak: May 1, 2008, 7:30:11 PM
Gogol Bordello! Gypsy music. Look it up on youtube, or clickie here: [link]


Good luck with that, I bet it tastes like feet.

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Grah, mah, dah.
~My115thDream:iconMy115thDream: Apr 30, 2008, 11:47:20 PM
who is gogol bordello? is it weird and funny? eating bristol? I'm eating my foot.

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Well now, what is it made of, that upsurge of doves that exists between night and time, like a moist ravine?
~My115thDream:iconMy115thDream: Apr 30, 2008, 11:43:52 PM
ok. It's just I like to make fun of topgun sometimes...:)

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Well now, what is it made of, that upsurge of doves that exists between night and time, like a moist ravine?
~Offak:iconOffak: Apr 30, 2008, 3:22:46 PM
Beware of buckets, and it's a me.

Yes...She did...I believe I sent her some Gogol Bordello videos, and some others.

I'm eating Bristol.

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Grah, mah, dah.
~Offak:iconOffak: Apr 30, 2008, 3:15:35 PM
Hey, it's the first movie I ever really watched and paid attention to. It'll always be my favorite.

The Departed, Children of Men, Lucky Number Slevin, and a few others are nice, as well.

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Grah, mah, dah.
~My115thDream:iconMy115thDream: Apr 30, 2008, 12:46:28 PM
you are joking about top gun being your favourite movie, right? i hope so...you don't seem like a top gun type of guy...

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Well now, what is it made of, that upsurge of doves that exists between night and time, like a moist ravine?
~My115thDream:iconMy115thDream: Apr 30, 2008, 12:16:01 PM
hahahah. I like to smell buckets too. :evillaugh: and of course...caress lampposts:) anyways, i was wondering what an offak is. Oh and I heard my sister themitmit sent you klaus nomi videos:) hahah. i started that, because I did that to her first!
Anyway, did I tell you that I am superhuman? i am :yoda: relaxing in a senior centre tanning salon with seven fingered midgets in bear costumes:) so, this was random. Bye...feel free to write something very strange back to me:)

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Well now, what is it made of, that upsurge of doves that exists between night and time, like a moist ravine?
~Offak:iconOffak: Mar 2, 2008, 11:44:19 PM
I'm not a goddamn poet.

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Grah, mah, dah.